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Aug 01
schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here
Aug 01
  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
Aug 01

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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so-humorous:

Got to keep that that walk strong

Jul 30

midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

Jul 30

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

Jul 30

heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

Jul 30
psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

psyducked:

the royal council has assembled